Australian origin.
I long to be Kylie Jenner. Holla at me.

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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kruel-kid:

i would call liam payne daddy.

squidnapped:

surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim

neilnevins:

psyblurmist:

cellulitisplayerhater:

cats are liquid

Goodbye

think of all the spare change he’s gonna find

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny


@ acumulou